Kids, gather ’round!
Grab your gloves!
Tell your friends!
The New York Mets public relations department has put together an unbelievable package for anyone looking to meet their favorite players!
Just check it out!
Now appearing live at the Port St. Lucie Medical Center:
- Ruben Gotay
- Orlando “El Duque” Hernandez
- Ryan Church
- Brian Schneider
- Duaner Sanchez
- Marlon Anderson
- Endy Chavez
- Jose Valentin
- Carlos Delgado
- Carlos Beltran
…and to no one’s surprise, a late addition:
- Moises “I went to high school with Christ himself” Alou
Make sure you get there early, as a stiff breeze might come by and prevent these guys from signing autographs. However, also be sure to stay late, as there is bound to be more Mets coming in after today’s game.
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