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June 1, 2009 at 2:16 pm ET
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Devil Ray Pronunciation Guide: Randy Choate

choateSome Devil Ray superstars have hard to pronounce names.  Therefore we proudly present the first in an occasional series, The Devil Ray Pronunciation Guide.

It was a great weekend for Devil Ray superstar reliever Randy Choate. Choate, who was called up from Durham on May 25, picked up his first two MLB saves and notched career appearance number 200.

His name is pronounced CHOTE — long O, and make sure you get the T in there at the end.

Because if you’re lazy and your T sounds like a D you get choDe instead, and that’s no good since Urban Dictionary Dot Com defines chode as “a penis wider than it is long.”  (By the way, Urban Dictionary Dot Com is evil.)

Have trouble pronouncing a Devil Ray name? That’s exactly the type of shit the B&C contact form is for.  Contact us and we’ll get right on it — you’ll be pronouncing shit good in no time.

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One Response to “Devil Ray Pronunciation Guide: Randy Choate”
  1. Nine Deuce says:

    I thought a chode was a bonch. But what do I know.

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