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October 9, 2008 at 11:22 pm ET
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Jonny!

‘Duk has got another Devil Rays theme Create-A-Caption over at Big League Stew devoted to Cam Martin’s favorite Devil Ray. Here’s what we’ve got to work with:

I’ve already put in “Who wants to AXE me a question?” But ‘Duk usually recognizes the top 3 entries and even an honorable mention or two. So you’ve got a fighting chance.

Give it your best shot here.

Added bonus, your Jonny Gomes Quote Of The Day (from The Times):

Us, being a bunch of rock chompers, were trying to figure out what 9=8 meant.

Johnny Cash, take us out of here….

he said I’ll pay you quarter at a time,
startin’ tomorrow,
that’s the pay for a steel driver on this line
Then the section foreman said hey hammer swinger,
I see you brought you own hammer boy,
but what else can all those muscles do? and he said,
I can hoist a jack, I can lay a track,
I can pick a shovel too and he said
“can you swing that hammer?”
I can I’ll do anything you hire me to
now ain’t you something so high and mighty with your muscles,
just go ahead pick up that hammer
and show me what you can do
he said get a rusty spike and swing it down three times,
I’ll pay you a nickel a day for every inch you sink it
to, go on and do what you say you can do With a
steep nose hammer on a four foot switch channel,
John Henry raised it back till it touched his
heels, then the spike went through the cross tie
and it split it half in two, 35 cents a day for
driving steel, (he said sweat boy, sweat, you owe
me two more swings) I was born for driving steel
Well John Henry hammered in the mountain, he’d
give a grunt and he’d give groan with every swing,
the women folks for miles around, heard him and
come down, to watch him make the cold steel ring,
lord what a swinger, just listen to that cold
steel ring,

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One Response to “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Jonny!”
  1. Jeff says:

    Looks like Hacksaw Jim Duggan is making a comeback. Hooooooooo.

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