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Your Team Ain’t S#!t Playoff Edition: Angels

In February and March, I previewed the 29 other MLB teams and compared them to our beloved Devil Rays, in anticipation of the 2008 season which has Rayvolutionized The Game ….

To get you ready for October, we’ll do it one more ‘gain with the 7 other teams lucky enough to join the Devil Rays in the postseason….

2008 Regular Season Record vs. Red Sox: 8-1 (3-0 in Anaheim, 5-1 at Fenway)
2008 Regular Season Record vs. Devil Rays: 3-6 (2-1 in Anaheim, 1-5 at The Trop)

October Arguments: 50 Roads Wins Is Normally Impressive But….

If a third of your road games are against the Mariners, A’s and Rangers, not so much. Our Devil Rays were 11-5 in road games against those crap teams.

Garret Anderson tends to get pinkeye in October.

Our Aybar is better than your Aybar:

  • Willy Aybar, Devil Rays: 10 HR, 5 errors, .323 OBP, .406 SLG, spells first name like any decent person would
  • Erick Aybar, Angels: 3 HR, 18 errors, .317 OBP, .388 SLG, can’t spell own name

Francisco Rodriguez has blown 7 saves this year. After each one he pointed angrily at the sky and said, “Jesus, you cocksucker!”

They lost a game in which they gave up no hits.

Reliever Scot Shields has a gambling problem. Little known fact — Shields allowed Japanese yakuza to chop off the end of his first name to settle a debt.

The Angels have had a 10+ game lead in the AL West forever. Actually since July 23rd — that’s an awfully long stretch of meaningless, no-pressure games.

Angels Record When Outhit By Opponents: 19-47
Angels Record When Trailing After 7 Innings: 7-46
Angels Record When Trailing After 8 Innings: 2-50

If the Angels and Devil Rays meet in the ALCS, the series will begin out west, and we’ll all see that the Angels ain’t shit compared to our American League East Champion Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

Previously on Your Team Ain’t S#!t Compared To The American League East Champion Devil Rays: Playoff Edition….

#1 Boston Red Sox

Coming soon to Your Team Ain’t S#!t Compared To The American League East Champion Devil Rays: Playoff Edition….

On Deck: #3 The Chicago Cubs

In The Hole: #4 The Los Angeles Dodgers

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