Bugs & Cranks Home
Bugs & Cranks
August 9, 2011 at 12:34 pm ET
No Comments
How Dirty Closers Get Clean

Let’s be real, there are a lot of bad advertising campaigns out there. Hell, our boy Tyler pointed out the tripe that MLB Network shoves down our collective throat each and every day, but when a pairing emerges that makes so much sense it borders on obvious has yet to happen, we are left wondering who’s at the wheel of those charged with peddling product?

Peanut butter and jelly. Steak and potatoes. Cocaine and waffles. See? Obvious. And this endorsement belongs in said class.

Brewers closer John Axford has shut down 32 on the year (nearly 30 in a row) for a first-place club, is on the Twitter with an Ax-Man nickname and uses Axe body spray. It just makes sense doesn’t it?

Did we mention that when not crushing Milwaukee wins he rocks the Wilkes Booth, plays an intense brand of ping pong, has his own bobble head or that he cut out the middle man and conducted his own photo shoot for the promo?

So no more falling angels or random chicks dancing on poles (alright, that one’s not bad). But think it through, who better to move Axe than the Ax-Man?

We’re looking in your direction Axe body spray! Are you paying attention? Are you even trying?!

Speaking of the Twitter, you can also follow me @LandoBC75.

Read more: , ,
Print  |  Email  |  Share/Save

Leave a Reply

Latest Posts
Our Sponsors
Vividseats.com is your premier internet destination for all MLB Baseball Tickets, such as Phillies Tickets, Cubs Tickets, LA Dodgers Tickets, Pirates Tickets, Marlins Tickets, and many more.
SecureYourSeat.com are able to provide you with a great selection of Premier League tickets including Arsenal tickets, Manchester United tickets, Liverpool tickets and Chelsea tickets. We also stock a fine selection of Champions League tickets including Champions League final tickets.
Best online sports betting bonuses and promotions at Sportsbetting.com. Join now the most secure online sportsbook!
For a selection of online slots games and casino reviews visit Online Slots Entertainment, a leader in online slot machines since 2003.
AllianceTickets.com carries all MLB Tickets including Colorado Rockies Tickets, Seattle Mariners Tickets and San Francisco Giants Tickets. They carry all Sports Tickets at discount prices.
With Texas Holdem Masters you can get information about the hottest trends in the popular Texas Holdem Poker game, with strategies and tricks so that you can be a master too. At Gambling Experts your poker skills will be upgraded from being an amateur to being an expert.

windows 7 key

windows 7 key

serial winzip 11

serial winzip 11 key

serial corel draw 11

serial corel draw 11 serials

photo shop key

photo shop key

free corel photoshop download

free corel photoshop download keygen

adobe free

adobe free

winrar password cracker serial

wirar password cracker

winrar 3 download

winrar 3 download freedownload

office 2010 professional key

office 2010 key

download photo shop free

photo shop serial

free winrar download for xp

download winrar for xp for free

cs5 serialz

cs5 serialz free

windows 7 free

windows 7 crack

free corel downloads

free corel downloads cracked

office 2010 free

office 2010 key

key office 2010

office 2010 key

photoshop key

photoshop key

windows key

windows key

corel dvd moviefactory 6

corel dvd moviefactory 6 downloads