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November 13, 2008 at 9:27 am ET
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One last (hopefully) ‘Carl Pavano is a jerk’ post

Wait a minute! Carl Pavano says his four years with the New York Yankees were “exhausting?”

Excuse me! Exhausting for who, Carl? Oh, that’s right. It takes a lot of work to come up with excuses year after year on ways to make sure you don’t actually have to earn any of the $39.95 million your employer has agreed to pay you.

Oh, and then to plan to get healthy just in time to actually pitch a few games at the end of your fourth year to convince some other sucker to give you a few million more. I have to admit, that was brilliant.

You certainly could not have meant you were exhausted from those 26 starts you made for the Yankees over the four years. Maybe you meant all that rehab wore out your poor little body.

I’m tired from writing about you, and I think Yankee fans are tired of thinking about you.

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

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8 Responses to “One last (hopefully) ‘Carl Pavano is a jerk’ post”
  1. Django says:

    Jeez, given his track record, you’d think he’d at least choose his words more carefully.

    The shame of it all is that you know someone’s gonna give him a contract.

    Now let’s all join in a chorus of Dire Straits’ “Money for Nothing.”

  2. B.E. Earl says:

    Carl Pavano was a Yankee for the past four years?

    Who knew?

  3. Django says:

    I’ll tell you who knew. The guy who signs the checks.

  4. coops2001 says:

    There’s 6.5% of the US polulation that would sign up to be that exhausted:

    http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.nr0.htm

  5. Kelvin says:

    Who’s Carl Pavano????

  6. Ed Valentine says:

    Coops, it’s not funny, but I’m one of ‘em.

  7. coops2001 says:

    Sorry Ed. I wasn’t trying to be funny. Pavano’s quote actually made me quite mad, given the current economic problems.

  8. Ed Valentine says:

    Coops, I know. I wasn’t poking you for that comment at all.

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