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Welcome to Transplant Surgery Wrap-Up, where we bring you more than just the results of today’s transplant surgeries – we bring you INSIDE the operating room! If you were any closer, you’d have to scrub in! Let’s get right to the phones! Ray from Downtown! You’re on the Wrap-Up!

Thanks for taking my call, Freddie! You’re awesome!

You know it, Ray! What’s on your mind?

Freddie, I’m sick and tired of Dr. Preedeem Hrajnajnaj and his diva antics! It’s like the guy’s never seen a Whipple Procedure before! I mean, don’t get me wrong … he’s a great gall bladder man. But come on! Did you see what he did with the second portion of the duodenum?

I hear ya, Ray! I’ve been saying it for weeks – Hrajnajnaj is a bum! The guy shouldn’t be allowed to open an envelope! Great take, Ray! Let’s take another call … Suture Sammy from the West Side! Go Sammy!

Hey Freddie! Great show! Listen, I gotta ring in today’s kidney transplant. Did you hear the crowd booing when Dr. B. Weatherington Buchanan connected the renal artery to the external iliac artery?!

Hear it!? Are you kidding? The patient heard it and he was on 50 micromoles of Sevoflurane! Surgery fans can be brutal, Sammy. But hey – that’s why these surgeons make the millions, am I right? We got time for one more call. Transplant Travis is calling from his car! Go Travis!

Freddie my man! You’re a legend! Listen, I’ll make this quick! I started a web site today! It’s called “Fire Dr. Martha Verrazano-Narrows dot com!” What was she thinking out there today? Huh? I mean, she’s all worried about high pulmanary vascular resistance! And thromboembolism! Gimme a break, Freddie! Fans pay to see heart transplants! That’s what puts butts in the seats! Hey, it’s a game of risk! You wanna transplant hearts, you gotta crack a few breastplates, right Freddie?

Give it up for Transplant Travis, friends! That’s all the time we have today on Transplant Surgery Wrap-Up! We’ll be back next week after the big pancreatic dust-up! And remember, fans – there’s nothing in the world you can’t second-guess!


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