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February 16, 2008 at 9:14 pm ET
Brett Myers is the new Ashton Kootcher

The Phillies pulled off an instant-classic of a clubhouse prank this afternoon in Clearwater.

Evil genius Brett Myers concocted a plan where assistant GM Ruben Amaro and manager Charlie Manuel would inform 2nd year pitcher Kyle Kendrick that he was traded to a Japenese team in exchange for another pitcher. Practically the entire clubhouse was in on it, from the newspaper reporters to Kyle’s agent. Kendrick was even slapped with a fake itinerary to Japan, fake press release and fake trade papers to his new squad.

An elaborate, well carried out plan indeed.


Here are the fake trade papers and itinerary:

pics courtesy of The Zo Zone

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13 Responses to “Brett Myers is the new Ashton Kootcher”
  1. Steve says:

    That’s classic. Who cares about steroids and Clemens when you have spring training and the return of clubhouse pranks.

  2. Cody says:

    That’s the hotdog eater! That’s the hot dog eater. I love how Myers is shoving it in his face.

  3. DJ says:

    that was funny…

  4. twoeightnine says:

    Economy to Japan? That is cruel.

  5. Kyle Korver is the only Ashton Kutcher lookalike to ever play in Philadelphia.
    Maybe Kendrick can get him back by buying him one of these

  6. Don't forget says:

    Brett Myers is the funniest wife beater I know! Comedy comes to him as easily as punching his wife in the face and dragging her down the street by her hair. Is he the next OJ or Dane Cook? Who knows?!?!

  7. TimHouston says:

    They need to fix the footer of their trade agreement and add “2007” to the list of Eastern Division championships.

  8. The Commish says:

    He’s not going to believe it if he ever does get traded. Best prank I’ve seen in a long time.

  9. Jason 'Great White' says:

    That has got to be best sports’ prank ever, let alone in The MLB.
    I do not know, maybe someone knows of some other sports’ pranks that were funnier.

    I wonder if he figured it out, before he spoke to the press, while someone with Phidelphia Phillies were speaking to the press? He was cracking a smile, a couple of times.

  10. Cheese says:

    Wow, a link off of Yahoo sports!

    Anybody else think this was not that funny? I mean, I guess it is a spring training, but not like Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper funny.

  11. You just got punked…
    Also what Brett’s wife heard on that night in Boston.

  12. stacey says:


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