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February 23, 2008 at 12:04 pm ET
Reservoir Phils

“So you guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? Giggling like a bunch of young broads in a school yard. Well lemme tell a joke… Five guys sitting at a dugout, San Diego, wondering how the fuck they got there. Whuddid we do wrong? What shoulda we done? What didn’t we do? Whatever that– it’s your fault, my fault, his fault, all that bullshit. Finally someone comes up with the idea — Wait a minute — while we were training this season, all we did was sit around and pull fucking pranks. Got the message?

Fellas, I didn’t mean to holler at ya. When this season’s over — and I’m sure it’s gonna be a successful one — hell, we’ll go down the Hawaiian Islands, I’ll roll and laugh with all a youse. You’ll find me a different character down there. Right now, it’s a matter of business.”

The new Phillies commercial is a spoof on the Tarantino-classic, Reservoir Dogs. Unfortunately, it’s not quite as entertaining as the above dialogue. Enjoy it anyways:

The original, after the jump, [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=8I5zSWs13Vg[/youtube]

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2 Responses to “Reservoir Phils”
  1. When I heard Resevoir Dogs and Philadelphia Phillies I expected to see some footage of Ugeuth Urbina macheting farmhands.
    Fuck the Mets.

  2. Jim says:

    What a shocker that Brett Myers is in it. The Phillies have tried to get him over as a good guy in every marketing campaign they’ve done last two years.

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