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September 6, 2007 at 1:03 pm ET
Shane Victorino Don’t Stop For Ho’s (He Gets Around)

I’m sure you’ve noticed “The Pop Culture Grid” that appears in every issue of Sports Illustrated. If you haven’t, they basically ask six general pop culture-type questions to four different athletes each week. The athletes then give short answers to each question. For the most part it’s quite boring. Well, unless you ask Shane Victorino.

In the latest issue, the Phillies RF was a part of the All-Star panel and his answers were quite candid — check it out:

He’s Superbad when he gets around women? Ya’mean, like Tupac? Nice.

Also noteworthy is the pluralization of Trojan® Brand Condoms. Because just one isn’t enough for Sugar Shane.

I do, however, have a qualm with that whole commando thingy. That’s just disgusting.

Shane Victorino Would Like You To Know He’s Not A Player, He Just Crushes A Lot [Philadelphia Will Do]
The Pop Culture Grid [Sports Illustrated]

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9 Responses to “Shane Victorino Don’t Stop For Ho’s (He Gets Around)”
  1. J Rose says:

    I just got my issue today and couldn’t believe when I read that. Is he kidding, or is he really this much of a loser? Help me out, Philly Fans.

  2. I know, right?

    That’s what I was thinking. I mean, what kind of loser wears condoms?

  3. David Chalk says:

    Goddammit Meech, and I thought the “you misspelled Jeff” comeback was classic. But comment #2 may be my new favorite thing you’ve ever written. Move over Urbina as Venezuelan Reservoir Dog.

  4. Clare says:

    But…he has a baby…and I thought he was engaged…

  5. Clare says:


  6. Baseball John says:

    Maybe he had a couple of hollow, wooden horses in his pocket.

    For non-phils fans, don’t take Shane all that seriously. He tends to be a bit off in a good way.

    By the way, my answers are:
    1) Free beer
    2) keys, wallet, Trojans
    3) banana hammock

  7. Kruk for President says:

    you’re superbad when you free beer?

    what are you freeing it from?

  8. shane fan says:

    he’s engaged?????
    i know he has a daughter

  9. haha, youse are funny. Although I’d imagine hed be freeing it from it’s bottle and/or can.

    And good idea, John —

    1.) define “Superbad”

    2.) cash, wallet, keys, smokes & a lighter.

    3.) a sock.

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