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July 24, 2008 at 3:58 am ET
Bugs and Cranks Top 30: Week 17 – Advice For All

It’s advice week here at the Bugs and Cranks Centre (located in Canada, note the spelling) for Astrophysiological Studies and Their Relationships to Sports (or the BCCASTRS for short). All 30 teams will get one piece of advice; one nugget, that if followed, will make this season so much less boring. A random sampling of B&C writers were polled and they supported the following advice at an astounding 3:1 ratio.

Okay, so that’s lying with statistics. The 3:1 ratio is true, but we only polled the 4 normal contributors here at the top 30, 3 of whom found the advice to be excellent and the fourth thought it was stupid and wanted nothing to do with it.

The lone dissenter continued; “I could care less about someone signing him – unless Toronto does it. Anyone who wants to pay that much money to a dude who has sat around all year and will not be a welcomed addition to a locker room is retarded. In fact, New York should do it. He’d fit right in with the rest of their overpaid jerkoffs like Capt. Porn ‘Stache and Madonna’s Boyfriend.”

On that note, let’s begin advice week here at the Bugs and Cranks Top 30…

2008 Bugs & Cranks Top 30
Rank Team Comments Pvs Change
1 Sign Barry Bonds. 3 +2
2 Sign Barry Bonds. 2 -
3 Sign Barry Bonds. 1 -2
4 Sign Barry Bonds. 5 +1
5 Sign Barry Bonds. 6 +1
6 Sign Barry Bonds. 4 -2
7 Sign Barry Bonds. 11 +4
8 Sign Barry Bonds. 8 -
9 Sign Barry Bonds. 12 +3
10 Sign Barry Bonds. 7 -3
11 Sign Barry Bonds. 14 +3
12 Sign Barry Bonds. 10 -2
13 Sign Barry Bonds. 9 -4
14 Sign Barry Bonds. 13 -1
15 Sign Barry Bonds. 15 -
16 Sign Barry Bonds. 17 +1
17 Sign Barry Bonds. 16 -1
18 Sign Barry Bonds. 19 +1
19 Sign Barry Bonds. 21 +2
20 KC Royals Sign Barry Bonds. 23 +3
21 Sign Barry Bonds. 18 -3
22 Sign Barry Bonds. 25 +3
23 Sign Barry Bonds. 20 -3
24 Sign Barry Bonds. 24 -
25 Sign Barry Bonds. 22 -3
26 Sign Barry Bonds. 28 +2
27 Sign Barry Bonds. 27 -
28 Sign Barry Bonds. 26 -2
29 Sign Barry Bonds. 29 -
30 Sign Barry Bonds. 30 -
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3 Responses to “Bugs and Cranks Top 30: Week 17 – Advice For All”
  1. BigReg1544 says:

    BOOOOOOOO!!!! It was only funny for the first 10 teams.

  2. BigReg1544 says:

    I expect so much more out of you guys. The insight (nonsense) and intelligence (funny sh*t) that you put into your Top 30 makes it a must read each week. This week I am very disappointed.

  3. Jack says:

    This might be the least insightful piece I’ve ever read on this site. And that’s saying a lot, considering how you’ve got Davis Chalk as a writer.

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