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June 26, 2007 at 9:09 pm ET
Look Who’s Pushing Fast Food

Anyone who subscribes to Sports Illustrated was treated last week to the above two page “McDonald’s special advertising section” featuring Marlins third baseman Miguel Cabrera. I personally find it fantastic that the leading fast food company in the country has chosen an athlete who’s blowing up faster than a hot air balloon as its spokesperson. In case you’ve forgotten, Cabrera came into prominence as a svelte(r) rookie during the 2003 post-season, but since becoming a major league regular, he has put on so much weight his look is beginning to resemble a certain Spider-Man villain. One thing’s for sure though; you can’t really accuse the golden arches of false advertising. I imagine that “hangin’ with Miguel Cabrera” generally includes succumbing to the temptation of a quarter pounder. How often do you think he runs into Antonio Alfonseca in the drive-thru lane?

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3 Responses to “Look Who’s Pushing Fast Food”
  1. I have a completely different definition of “A Quarter Pound of Temptation”

    HINT: It’s purple & sticky.

  2. Andrea says:

    I thought the picture accompanying Spider Man villain was going to involve Alfred Molina.

  3. Erik says:

    Andy how about you show some respect to one of the most feared hitters in baseball. Even though he did gain weight, his performance is still not affected by it so let the man eat whatever he wants. You sound like an immature sixth grader which makes me wonder who signs your checks when you write such stupid stuff. I actually feel a lot dumber after reading your post.

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