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February 29, 2008 at 4:44 pm ET
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MLB 2K8 Poetry Slam

While watching my Cardinals beat the Metropolitans today (3-run homer by Juan Gone off Santana, thankyouverymuch), I was subjected to this little gem from the MLB 2K8 commercial. An Ode to Baseball, if you will:

Hello JoseI wanna be a major leaguer.

A ball-mashin’, jack-hammerin’, homer-hittin’, dinger-dealin’, lumber-lovin’, long-distance-dialin’ and extra-base beltin’.

I wanna be the Swiss Army Knife of 5-tool players.

I wanna scare the Green Monster, pop Wrigley Field’s bubble, steal bases til the FBI wants me.

I wanna have the most fun you can have with those funny baseball socks on.

I wanna make a day brought to you by the letter K.

I wanna step on the diamond forever.

I wanna be my own MVP, my own highlight reel.

I don’t just wanna be in the game, I wanna be the game.

I wanna be Major League Baseball 2K8. I said 2K, ‘kay?

Oh those MLB folks! Like regular Maya Angelous over there. I think my favorite part is “lumber-lovin.'”

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One Response to “MLB 2K8 Poetry Slam”
  1. Burnsy says:

    Prediction: Jose Reyes will appear on Dancing With the Stars during his MLB career.

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