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October 24, 2007 at 11:03 pm ET
Torre to appear on “The Late Show” and read Top 10 insults he’s been dying to say to George Steinbrenner

Former New York Yankees manager Joe Torre is slated to appear Monday on “The Late Show with David Letterman,” where sources say he will read a prepared list of the Top 10 insults he’s been dying to say to George Steinbrenner. Torre, known for his class and dignity during his 12-year stint with the Bronx Bombers, initially balked at the proposal, but has since agreed to read a modified list, which Bugs & Cranks recently obtained. They are:

10. “Collectively, your sons have a smaller IQ than one of your racehorses.”

9. “I’m going into the Hall of Fame as a Met.”

8. “Howard Spira had dinner with Dave Winfield last night.”

7. “When is the YES network going to stop running highlights from the 2000 World Series? It’s gotten pretty sad, George Porgie.”

6. “George, do you even know who I am?”

5. “If there’s a Game 7 in Boston, I’m throwing out the first pitch.”

4. “George, Jeter slept with your wife.”

3. “So did Suzyn Waldman.”

2. “George Mitchell’s report is going to say that you encouraged Yankee players to take performance-enhancing drugs.”

1. “I signed an incentive-laden contract with Fox for next season. If I second-guess the managerial decisions of my replacement more than 500 times, I earn $8 million.”

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2 Responses to “Torre to appear on “The Late Show” and read Top 10 insults he’s been dying to say to George Steinbrenner”
  1. Ed says:

    That’s hilarious. I always loved Torre as Yankee manager, but the more he makes the media rounds and snipes at the organization the more I wonder if this really was the right time to replace him. I still wish, though, that the Yankees had handled this better.

  2. TomD says:

    Nice, very humorous and such.

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