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September 13, 2007 at 4:58 pm ET
Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch me…

She looks so cute.  Too bad that Yankees shirt spoils it.All professional sports have their celebrity followers. Jack Nicholson and the Lakers, Spike Lee and the Knicks, Carrie Underwood and the Cowboys (snerk). Hell, even Arena Football has Jon Bon Jovi. And baseball has….Alyssa Milano. She has her own blog, she has her own clothing line, Touch, and she can almost field her own team with players she’s dated.  Today she announced that she has been tapped to cover the TBS Hot Corner for MLB.com, as TBS has exclusive rights to the Division Series and NLCS. As an online personality, she’ll be featured regularly on the channel providing reports and special features from ballparks across the country. I gotta say, beats the shit outta Dane Cook. Maybe Alyssa is for the NL and Dane is for the AL. As a Cardinals fan……WE WIN. The Dutch girl picked the NL! Not the AL, the NL! Holland loves the National League! Thank you Amsterdam, goodnight!

Ahem. Sorry.

The Blog: The blog itself is decent. She has a post on the front page right now detailing her love of Roberto Clemente and then giving a very thorough biography of all the Roberto Clemente Award finalists for this year. Whether or not she compiled this post herself, it’s still a really decent feature. Alyssa also does not lack for humor, as she compares a Tommy Lasorda bobblehead to a picture of Bill Clinton (who’s pervier? Hmmmm. Could go either way). And her actual baseball insight is decent. She gives her thoughts on Ned Colletti’s recent moves with the Dodgers and it’s not half bad.

The Clothing Line: Hmmm. The pieces of clothing are cute as hell. They come in team colors; they aren’t pink and covered in glitter and Lisa Frank stickers. However, they really seem to be designed to flatter…..girls who look like Alyssa Milano. I have purchased a few of the items and as a 6’0 tall girl with, you know, boobs (I can say “boobs” on here, right?) the clothes are a little…..constrictive. Here’s a preview of her 2008 Touch Additions.

Last, but not least, MLB announced awhile back that they were holding a Meet Alyssa at a Dodgers’ Game Sweepstakes. The grand prize is, well, self-explanatory. And guess who won?!?! Soozy, bloggerette extraordinaire from Babes Loves Baseball! Well, she didn’t win the grand prize. But she did win a baseball autographed by Alyssa Milano, which is worth $50 according to the rules of the sweepstakes. I wonder what it’ll fetch on Ebay?

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4 Responses to “Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch me…”
  1. Sooze says:

    “I wonder what it’ll fetch on Ebay?”

    Hopefully enough to buy mama a new pair of shoes!

  2. Burnsy says:

    Her blothing line could be made of Fruit Roll-ups and I’d still want to sniff the initial items she personally tried on. Wait a sec, they should be made of Fruit Roll-ups. That way, when she only has David Wells left to nail he’ll be able to snack during the foreplay.

  3. Burnsy says:

    That should read clothing, however if I had spelled it “blowthing” it would have been awesome.

  4. Extra P. says:

    Give yourself some credit, Burnsy – it’s blog-related clothing: blothing.

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